Babies. In. Glass.

Gee, that’s safe.




Because nothing says “Happy Birthday, Jesus” like monogrammed plates and leopard print tablecloths.







  1.  Male peacocks are the ones with the feathers.
  2. ¬†“Tasteful” must be a matter of opinion. Yes, your torso is covered, but I’d be pissed if I took my son to your door with you dressed like that.